I just finished reading the Scottish play for the first time.
I’m writing this with my leg held at a weird angle, because right after I finished, I got up to get a thing out of my room. On the way back down the stairs, I SLIPPED ON THE COPY OF MACBETH I HAD AND FELL DOWN A VERY STEEP AND PAINFUL FLIGHT OF STAIRS.
I HATE THE SCOTTISH PLAY.

IT’S THE CURSE!