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Posted: 9 months ago ● 291,809 notesReblog

homeless-network:

qiuche:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you lisen to

spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

RIhanna S&M is the best.

#EMMA #I'M DIE 
Posted: 10 months ago ● 1,662 notesReblog

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

cumberbitchsandwich:

muffinmoip:

Meeting Ms. Catler.

For lovely Kyna, who requested something with these three, with Jawnhog getting jealous over Catler and Sherlotter :D Based upon their first meeting in A Scandal in Belgravia.

And yes, I know Jawnhog should technically be holding a bowl of hot water and a towel, but that didn’t turn out well no matter how I drew it, so he went and got tea instead XD

YES

THIS IS AWESOME

PUFF

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Posted: 10 months ago ● 365 notesReblog

sekipon:

nicoception:

alldressedupandnowheretogoat:

Our goat likes to watch Law and Order.

best goat

omg look at this precious baby

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The Great Game: Humorous Summary
Sherlock: FUCK EVERYTHING THE WALL DESERVES MY RAGE AND MY BULLETS
John: sherlOCK WHAT THE FUCK
Mrs Hudson: lover's tiff?
John: FIVE MINUTES INTO THE EPISODE AND ALREADY THE GAY JOKES
John: I HATE YOU BOTH
John: FUCK THIS I'M OUT TO BE HETEROSEXUAL WITH MY HETEROSEXUAL GIRLFRIEND
Sherlock: lol
Wall: :)
Bomb: explodes
John: HOLY I got here as soon as I could Sherlock are you okay Sherlock?
Sherlock: nonchalance
Mycroft: hey gurl just trying to talk my bro into a case
Sherlock: don't call me bro get out of my face you smell fat
Lestrade: found you some fanmail also John's blog is hilarious and we all read it
Sally: Someone in the office has been posting anonymous fanfiction for it on the staff bulletin-
Lestrade: SO SHERLOCK THIS PHONE HMM THIS PHONE
Sherlock: SOMETHING IS AFOOT
John: oh you did not just -
Woman: Hello this is your mysterious antagonist. Just thought I'd let you know I'VE STRAPPED A BOMB TO A CIVILIAN AND YOU'RE ON THE CLOCK TO SOLVE A COLD CASE, HAVE FUN BABES.
Molly: SHERLOCK MEET MY BOYFRIEND
Molly: I HAVE BOYFRIEND
Molly: SO THERE
Sherlock: What a flaming homosexual
Molly: you asshole
John: Dick move
Sherlock: ooh John deduce the amount of fucks I give
John:
Sherlock:
John: shoes
Sherlock: aw you are adorable, now let me do the actual deducing YUP SOLVED IT BITCHES
John: So Mycroft, Sherlock sent me to help because he's basically a dick who exists under the delusion that I'm his personal lackey
Mycroft: Okay, I trust you more than my Secret Service anyway
John: INVESTIGATING
Sherlock: YOU ARE SO CUTE WHEN YOU TRY TO DO THAT
John: AND LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, AWARD FOR THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE IN LONDON GOES TO
John: I can't believe you there are LIVES AT STAKE
Sherlock: Do I need to get out my violin?
John: JDFKOEFIDNFDKDIFD
Sherlock: Well there's no need to get testy
John: Right I'm going out
Sherlock: Cool I'll get the groceries
John: -and in hindsight I probably should have realised then that something was amiss-
Sherlock: I HAVE THE USB BITCH I KNOW YOUR EVIL PLAN
John: well butter my rump and call me toast
Sherlock: wh
Sherlock: John?
John: bomb vest
Sherlock: okay shit just got personal
Moriarty: THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T TEXT PEOPLE BACK
Sherlock: You're too Irish to be scary
Moriarty: I WILL SODOMISE AND FACE-FUCK YOU
Sherlock: ok I don't like this game any more
John: I'LL HOLD HIM DOWN, RUN MY LOVE
Sherlock:
Moriarty:
John:
John: I meant Sherlock. Sherlock is the thing I meant.
Moriarty: CLOSE BUT NO CIGAR
Sherlock: well fuck
Moriarty: loolz bye sexyface catch you later
Sherlock: -be smooth, be smooth-
Sherlock: JOHN U OK
John: I'm fine
Sherlock: ARE YOU ALRIGHT
John: Sherlock, just - you're unclothing me what am I awake
Sherlock: sliding the bomb away
John: oh right well that was embarrassing perhaps I shouldn't have tilted my head back like that
Both: nervous giggling
Moriarty: LOL JOKES I'M BACK. AND I'M GONNA KILL YA.
Moriarty: SURPRISE
Sherlock: then I shall sHOOT THE BOMB
Moriarty: deathstare
Sherlock: deathstare
Lasers: deathstare
John: hoooly fuck.
Steven Moffat: yes
Steven Moffat: do you like this?
Steven Moffat: are you invested?
Steven Moffat: ready?
Steven Moffat: CLIFFHANGER
Mark Gatiss: haha greatest
Posted: 11 months ago ● 92,653 notesReblog

lykuh:

>my face when Americans call chips “french fries”
>my face when Americans call crisps “chips”
>my face when Americans call lifts “elevators”
>my face when Americans call chocolate globbernaughts “candy bars”
>my face when Americans call merry fizzlebombs “fireworks”
>my face when Americans call wunderbahboxes a “computer”
>my face when Americans call meat water “gravy”
>my face when Americans call electro-rope “power cables”
>my face when Americans call beef wellington ensemble with lettuce a “burger”
>my face when Americans call whimsy flimsy mark and scribblies “pens”
>my face when Americans call twisting plankhandles “doorknobs”
>my face when Americans call breaddystack a “sandwich”
>my face when Americans call their hoghity toghity tippy typers “keyboards”
>my face when Americans call nutty-gum and fruit spleggings “PB&J”
>my face when Americans call an upsy stairsy an “escalator”
>my face when Americans call a knittedy wittedy sheepity sleepity a “sweater”
>my face when Americans call a rickity-pop a “gear shift”
>my face when Americans call a choco chip bucky wicky a “cookie”
>my face when Americans call peepee friction pleasure “sex”
>my face when Americans call a pip pip gollywock a “screwdriver”
>my face when Americans call a rooty tooty point-n-shooty a “gun” 
>my face when Americans call ceiling-bright a “lightbulb”
>my face when Americans call blimpy bounce bounce a “ball”
>my face when Americans call a slippery dippery long reppy a “snake”
>my face when Americans call cobble-stone-clippity-clops “roads”

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Posted: 11 months ago ● 27,318 notesReblog
#I'M DIE 
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notahumananymore:

sagebot:

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Posted: 11 months ago ● 3,345 notesReblog

catbountry:

submittodoom:

OTHER VILLAINS WISH THEY COULD BE DOOM.

Oh yes, I’m having fun.

Loki is very pretty.

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